After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

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After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES http://bit.ly/elsapocalypse Or Amazon. http://bit.ly/manmulan look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

100 Years of Lips | Allure

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Here Comes a Thought - Steven Universe Clip + Lyrics | Mindful Education

I watched the new episode of Steven Universe "Mindful Education". Well, the song "Here Comes a Thought" is a pretty good. So I uploaded the clip with lyrics for your pleasure. And nope, this isn't AMV, sorry) Лучшие переводы комиксов - https://vk.com/kon4time Lyrics ▼▼▼ Take a moment to think of just Flexibility, love and trust Take a moment to think of just Flexibility, love and trust Here comes a thought That might alarm you What someone said And how it harmed you Something you did That failed to be charming Things that you said are Suddenly swarming, and oh You're losing sight You're losing touch All these little things seem To matter so much That they confuse you That I might lose you Take a moment, remind yourself to Take a moment and find yourself Take a moment to ask yourself if This is how we fall apart? But it's not (x5) It's okay (x5) You've got nothing, Got nothing, (x3) Got nothing to fear I'm here (x3) Here comes a thought That might alarm me What someone said And how it harmed me Something I did That failed to be charming Things that I said are Suddenly swarming, and oh I'm losing sight I'm losing touch All this little things seem To matter so much That they confuse me That I might lose me Take a moment, remind yourself To take a moment and find yourself Take a moment and ask yourself if This is how we fall apart? But it's not (x5) It's okay (x5) I've got nothing Got nothing, (x3) Got nothing to fear I'm here (x3) And it was just a thought Just a thought (x4) It's okay (x5) We can watch (x3) We can watch them go by From here (x3) Take a moment to think of just Flexibility, love and trust Take a moment to think of just Flexibility, love and trust Centipeetle tribute: https://youtu.be/qfbiAUqJlMk Pearl busts the same rap for 15 minutes [Kinetic Typography]: https://youtu.be/n7n4hQx8paI ► Like and subscribe, If you liked this video ◄

Disney Medley (UMass Amherst Doo Wop Shop A Cappella group)

New Album Release! The Doo Wop Shop has a new CD out - "Sounds from the Stairwell," released on Valentine's Day! Check out on iTunes along with their first album "Rides Again," and enjoy! "Sounds from the Stairwell": http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=808578345 "Rides again": http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rides-again/id555344682 Doo Wop Shop Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/UMassDooWopShop Doo Wop Shop Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Doo-Wop-Shop/22325342312 Doo Wop Shop website: http://www.umassdoowopshop.com/index.html A cleverly arranged, and hilarious, medley of various Disney classics, performed at the University of Massachusetts Amherst. Performers: UMass Amherst A Cappella group: The Doo Wop Shop Arranged by Jake DiGregorio If you're interested in the arrangement to the Disney Medley, hit up the Doo Wop Shop's website: http://www.umassdoowopshop.com/disney-medley.html Soloists: Chris Kazarian ---------- Circle of Life (Lion King) Tim Colby ----------------- I Can Go the Distance (Hercules) Ian McCracken ----------- I Wanna Be Like You - Jungle Book) Geoff Herrmann --------- Strangers Like Me - Tarzan) Keais Pope ---------------- I'll Make A Man Out of You (Mulan) Alec Hutson --------------- Prince Ali (Aladdin) Jake DiGregorio --------- Gaston Reprise (Beauty and the Beast) Justin Husted ------------ Kiss the Girl (Little Mermaid) Ronald Vorce ------------ Part of Your World (Little Mermaid) Check out the Studio Version: http://vimeo.com/20909251 And the 2011 version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHB61JBJZ00&feature=relmfu

Hallelujah feat. Jackie Evancho - Peter Hollens

Support my art on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/peterhollens Stream or Buy This Anywhere: http://smarturl.it/peterhollensmusic Download the sheet music for this song: http://mnot.es/2zmj42K Click Here To Subscribe! ► http://bit.ly/JoinTheHollensFamily Spotify: http://bit.ly/1orjCLx iTunes: http://msclvr.co/PeterJackieduet Amazon: http://smarturl.it/peterhollens-amp3 Please check out Jackie and tell her how much you enjoyed this: Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/JackieEvancho Twitter: https://twitter.com/jackieevancho Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jackieevancho Subscribe for Free here: http://youtube.com/peterhollens Main Website: http://www.PeterHollens.com Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/PeterHollens Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/PeterHollensMusic iPhone/iPad app: http://bit.ly/HollensApp Android App: http://bit.ly/185HJYe Tumblr: http://peterhollens.tumblr.com/ Peter Hollens Footage Shot by: Fifgen Films Jackie's Footage Shot by: http://323productions.com Edited by: Fifgen Films - http://www.youtube.com/FifGenFilms Arr. Tom Anderson - http://www.random-notes.com Mix: Ed Boyer http://www.edboyeracappella.com/ Mastered by Dio - http://www.vocalmastering.com Edit: Russell Kamp - http://russellkamp.com/ -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- My Best Video: "How Great Thou Art - Peter Hollens feat. The All-American Boys Chorus" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSNvmYu7FuE -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-

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LYRICS
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK!

Jasmine
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

Belle
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

Pocahontas
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs


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Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.

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